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Country: United States
State: Oklahoma
Metro: Edmond
Birthday: 6/17/1984
Gender: Male
Interests: Having a wicked good time with my friends, planning and organizing stuff for my school (Go Bronchos!), Smashing Pumpkins (the band and literally), food fights, staying up way too late, Dr. Pepper, my beagle Rascal, Proverbs (my favorite book of the Bible), art of any kind (drawing, writing, photography, directing, etc.), The Mars Volta, Jimmy Eat World, a million other bands...
Expertise: Finding adventure in everyday places. Coming up with fun things to do and planning parties, lighting things on fire, etc. Writing...I'm a journalism major and I'm almost done with my Creative Studies minor, and I've written everything from news articles to novels to screenplays. I work for the UCO newspaper. I review a lot of movies. I'm a former art major, and I still do a lot of that too.
Occupation: Student
Industry: Media
Message: message me
Member Since:
2/21/2005
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| I haven't posted anything on here for a long time....I think my last post was about how cool Chuck Norris is and he hasn't been cool since like 2005. So there. It's been awhile. Got nothin to say right now because I'm at work and late for my lunch break. Wow, I just realized how hungry I am. Anyway, I guess this counts as a post so this is probably the last you'll hear from me until the Xanga guys try to shake me down again. | | |
| ALL HAIL CHUCK NORRIS
Top Ten Chuck Norris Facts:
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies
the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
Additional Chuck Norris Facts:
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.
Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.
Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could reenter earth's atmosphere without a space suit. NASA still owes Chuck Norris a beer.
Who let the dogs out? Chuck norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them.
Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
No, I didn't write these. Anyone have their own? | | |
| Hey I guess I better post on here before a whole month goes by. Things are going well this semester. I like my classes and all that stuff, and it's fun working at the paper. I have a new roommate now, it's Mike for those of you who know him. He's a cool guy, and I hope Patrick's having fun at his new place in Dillon Park.
I've got a lot to say...I know I've been silent on here for a long time, so I'll just sum up all my insightful thoughts over the past month with this picture:
There, that pretty much says it all. Wow, I feel great after having opened up like that. | | |
| Ugh...the idea of a month-long break from school and work seemed great about three weeks ago...now I'm finding little to do with my afternoons than sleep, run arrands I really don't need to run, and make sorry attempts at spaghetti. Oh and there's Harry Potter and frisbee golf.
Good thing my nights are packed with rock and roll, Taco Bueno, and a little of the old ultraviolence... | | |
| I'm getting tired of waiting for the Homestar Runner guys to make a new Teen Girl Squad, sooooo....I decided to make my own.
hehehe...If you don't get it, go here: www.homestarrunner.com, click on "Toons" then "Teen Girl Squad." | | |
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